"Cho Kyuhyun. Cho Kyuhyun. Cho Kyuhyun."
"Look like the Tone It Up Girls. ABS ABS ABS."
"I shouldn't have eaten that cookie dough this morning."
"Holy shit, I want to throw up." [During Cross Fit]
"HOW HAS IT ONLY BEEN TEN MINUTES?" [Treadmill--walking...]
"I want legs like SNSD." [Treadmill--walking..during any K-pop song]
"Ooh...he's hot" [When I manage to be in the gym at the same time as the one hot guy who comes to my gym]
"I hate running. I hate running. I hate running." [When I try to run to look like a total athlete in front of the one hot guy by running on the treadmill.]
"Heeeeeeeeeeeee hoooooo heavy breathing sounds" [After approximately three minutes of running at a 5.5]
"Git yo fat ass movin'" [My ghetto trainer inner voice]
"ABS, Bitches, ABS. No more side fat. No more side fat."
"Fit into jeans. Fit into jeans. Fit into jeans."
"fjdsklfjfskdjf sdfjskjfsdkf youuuu" [singing along to K-pop songs]
"I hate freestyle." [While swimming] "Holy bajeezus, I can't do fly."
"Water break!" [At the end of every workout]
No, but really, this goes through my head all the time.
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So I love this and do the same thing. I have an inner trainer who is really sassy. Also when I see girls wearing just sports bras, are tan and thin running on treadmills I keep saying the worst things about them in my mind.
ReplyDeleteHAHA I got to the YMCA, so no one in sports bras thank goodness. I'd probably cry.
DeleteAlso my inner trainer is such a b*****. But I love her.