happy mother's day

To the best Mom I know. To the lady who is so against my future cat lady, she leads conversations towards something like this:

Me: "You know, if I ever get too desperate for cash in Spain, I can always turn to high class prostitution."
Her: "Good, that's one way to get laid."

Or

Sister: "If I got caught making out in the basement, Mom would kill me."
Mom: "Obviously."
Me: "If I got caught making out in the basement, Mom would start singing 'Hallelujah."
Mom: "This is true."

Kidding aside, she's the bee's knees of the moms!